Linguistic Football & Jugglery
I never really questioned the origin of the Russian word for “T-shirt”— “footballka,” coming from the word “football,” obviously. Read more
Russian Response to Origami: Paper Punching
The Japanese have their origami, and we Americans have our chewed paper wads, so why should Russia fall behind in the worldwide paper craft fad. Read more
What’s in a (Russian) Name?
If you have ever thumbed through a book by a Russian author, you must have, at some point, felt yourself in the grip of confusion. It’s so hard to keep track of which characters are which, because a single person, at different times, may be referred to as 1) Ivan Petrovitch, 2) Vanya, 3) Vanyusha, 4) Ivanushka, and 5)Vantuz. I’ll try to explain why at least some of this happens. Read more
Tolstoy's show explodes Moscow
I have just been to a presentation of a new CD by the famous Russian writer Leo Tolstoy in a Moscow club. I've heard his „War and Peace” and „Anna Karenina” before, and decided to check out his concert. Read more
Russian Geography: Tips and Tricks
As I found out while reading feedback, many of my readers don’t exactly know where this mysterious Russia is. Some think that it’s located in the far north — between Finland and Scandinavia, some think it to be on the far east — between Mongolia and Alaska. The time has come to dot the i’s. Read more
Snow-melting and Jug-cooling Days
Most foreigners who come to Russia stay in luxurious hotels that cater to their every wish and thus never get to learn this side of everyday life here — the exciting world of water service interruption! Read more
Toilet-gardening and Bathtub-plantation
Although it has gotten to be much easier to obtain fruit and vegetables in the winter, fresh produce costs a lot and the vast majority cannot afford it. Therefore, most Russian families prepare for winter by freezing sacks of potatoes so that they keep longer. A family with large supplies of potatoes won’t lose more than one or two people a year to scurvy. Read more
What Russians Suck
Ice-cream here is more than just ice-cream; it is a part of Russian national pride. Not as boring as the famous blinis (pancakes) with caviar, ice-cream is incredibly popular and is truly one of the most loved national specialties. Read more
Beware of Bathrooms
Russians strongly believe in superstitions and ill omens; for that reason, foreigners must be aware of certain behavior which they may consider normal but to a Russian is grave offense and/or peril. Read more
Shopping a la Russia
The first time I got to Moscow I wanted to buy food. I was going to go to the supermarket to buy something to eat and pick up a few other things. I went out of my home and looked for the supermarket. But there were none at all! Read more
The First Color TV Appears in Russia
Today pioneering color TV sets are available for sale in Moscow! Russians are in amazement! It is an innovation in this country! People are going mad, they are buying up all of them! I never knew that Russians had no color TVs. They used to always watch black-and-white TV. Read more
Dusya and the Mafia
The following tale comes from my friend Yevdokiya Vyacheslavovna Vakhromeyevskaya, or “Dusya,” her Russian family nickname. Dusya works at night as a prostitute in a very prestigious bordello and in the daytime writes dreamy letters to be placed in mail order bride ads. “One morning I was awakened by the sound of shooting outside my window that was louder than usual”. Read more
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Why There are so Many Bears on Russian Streets
When you first arrive in Russia, you will be very surprised to see an enormous number of bears, walking around and seeking food. Only the elderly remember the times when bears in this country were looked upon as something really strange and scary.
Children were afraid of bears and asked their parents to hold them. Newspapers wrote a lot about deaths by bear teeth. These days, it’s amusing to imagine that a bear can be as frightening as a shark.
 Russians greatly value beauty. Many foreigners are shocked upon their descent to the Moscow Underground. It is a great piece of art. But not everybody knows why there are no trains in the Moscow Underground. It might sound ridiculous, but even in 21st century, Russians can’t produce an item as simple as a train car. Serious problems with electricity are another reason why there are no trains in the subway.
I believe that the subway still remains so beautiful because the use of this work of architecture is limited. And, fortunately, everyone can view it, enter it and take some pictures. One picture costs about $0.0004. At every subway station, there is a photographer with an old-fashioned photo machine equipped with a magnesium flash. This is one of the reasons why fire accidents and eye burnings are fairly frequent in the Russian subway.
Russians use the underground twice a day: in the morning and in the evening, getting to and from work. A great number of workers and engineers go down to the subway stations. They are waiting for bears. A foreigner can tell that bears are approaching by the strong stench. Russians don’t even pay attention to this. They themselves have a tradition to eat onion and garlic and drink vodka every morning. So they can’t differentiate smells. I couldn’t stand these awful smells for a very long time.
So, the bears come with wooden platforms on their backs. People get upon them and go to work. It can take 2-3 hours to get to work. It’s a barbaric procedure. But it is faster than walking. Indeed, the big letter “M” atop all subway stations stands for “Medved” that is Russian for “bear”.
Subway is open only in the summer because in the winter many of the bears hibernate. Walking around the streets, you will see many big mountains in the snow. Every such mountain is a bear in its mini-house. You can leave it a loaf of bread or a carton of milk--the bear will eat this when it goes outside to pee.
So Moscow is a city with a very rich cultural background. I hope that my research will help other foreigners to prepare to visit this big and strange country. Thank you.
Links on the topic
Misterious Ulaanbaatar city underground (in English)
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